Grimace

Grimace is the war general of McDonaldland's army. He is the nephew to great Irish war general Finley O'Grimacey. Grimace never had a stable family, which led him to be a very hateful and violent child. He would often get into fights in school, usually always ending in his opponent laying face down in a puddle of their own blood. The only person who ever showed care for Grimace was his uncle. This made Grimace want to be just like his uncle. During his teenage years, Grimace got into a fight with a student much larger than him, named Joe. Joe banged his head on a locker 57 times, leaving Grimace retarded. Grimace died on the night of April 3rd, 1403. He was sleeping when The Burger King, led by his hatred for McDonaldland and everyone associated with it, slit his throat. Grimace was the one who suggested hiring Waluigi to create an atomic bomb to destroy The Burger Kingdom. Grimace is most likely burning in Hell.