Wesley Willis

Wesley Willis was a human musician during his lifetime. Wesley was the half-brother of Wonder Woman. Upon his heroic death, he was allowed to play beautiful music for the gods for eternity in the afterlife. Wesley Willis once whipped Batman's ass. He also once whipped Spiderman's ass. His mother smokes crack rocks. His weapons of choice are his Smith and Wesson and his Karate Stick. If his pistol is lost and you're responsible, he will crack you over the head with his Karate Stick.