Uncle O'Grimacey

General Finley O'Grimacey was a general of the McDonaldland army for 40 years. He retired because he wanted to see his nephew, Grimace, take his place. He regretted this decision once the nuke hit The Burger Kingdom. Since retirement and the death of his wife, Finley has returned to Dublin, and is living off paychecks from McDonaldland. He is the best friend of Mayor McCheese. They knew each other during childhood, and remain best friends to this day. Although he supports the cause, Finley dislikes The Order of Mankind (especially Waluigi) and has kicked Waluigi's ass before. After The Siege of McDonaldland, he has since labeled them terrorists. Uncle O'Grimacey's favorite drink is a Shamrock Shake.

History
Uncle O'Grimacey was born in Dublin, Ireland. Due to the tyranny of the British Empire, he moved to McDonaldland in 1318. He joined the army and served in the Marines for ten years, and fought against The Burger Kingdom. Finley had a passionate hatred for monarchy, as he had been fighting monarchies for his whole life. After serving his four years, Finley received a Medal of Honor and met Mayor McCheese himself. This was the first time they had met, although they were best friends and pen-pals during childhood. He was offered a position as General of The McDonald's Army, and he took it. For 40 years, Finley O'Grimacey commanded the McDonald's army. During a vacation, Finley went to a music festival and met Waluigi. Waluigi, tripping balls, kept trying to feel Finley's hair because he thought it was grass. Finley got pissed and knocked Waluigi's ass out.